Thursday, January 17, 2008

Ugly Americans

This phrase is so not true. The Americans we came across were always very polite and quiet and nice in dealing with locals. We didn’t see any fanny packs or any college football sweatshirts. American tourists simply were not ugly anywhere we came across them. The ugliest tourists by far were German. Sorry to any Germans reading this, but you guys really kind of suck. Loud. Pushy. Often angry. Lots of aggression. We should keep our collective eye on those Germans, or the next thing you know they’ll be annexing part of Czechoslovakia and marching into France.

The second place prize for ugly tourism goes to Australians. Just as loud. Not as angry as the Germans. Although we found ourselves in an Australian bar at one point and Angelica was hit on by, not one, but two old Australian men who both told her that she was the loveliest sheila in the room. She’s still got it.

Ugliest tourists: German

Second ugliest tourists: Australian

Nicest tourists: Canadian

Second nicest tourists: American

Third nicest tourists: Believe it or not…French people!!!

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