the flight

I am a large man. The flight was 12 hours long. We aren’t rich enough yet to pull the trigger on business class. We told the lady at the desk it was our honeymoon but no dice on the upgrade.

So it was tight.

But ANA has good food. And TV screens at every seat. I watched Bourne Ultimatum. It was awesome. Matt Damon totally beats up a lot of dudes in that movie. It made me think if I really had to maybe I could beat up a dude. This is what I thought about as we straddled the Pacific Ocean.

Other things I thought about: Cheescake, dinosaurs including the T-Rex and the Triceratops but not the brontosaurus, and whether or not Spiderman could be considered literature. I concluded yes.